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10 Hilarious Memes Trending Ahead Of Census Day

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Last updated: 2023/10/25 at 11:37 PM
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Finally, the census will be done on the nights of 24th and 25th in August.

This is the first census to be done when Kenya had advanced so much in technology, more so in the use of social media

Interior CS Fred Matiangí has issued a decree, just as the Biblical Augustus did during the time of Jesus.

He has ordered that all bars should remain closed and everyone should be at his house or home if possible.

Anyone who objects or resists to counted is subject to a fine of Sh.100K or one year jail term

Besides, Kenyans have been on a lighter note with memes ahead of census.

Creating humour in all possible ways.

Here are some of the funny trendy memes

It takes a day to count people manually but a week to count votes digitally , is everything OK with us? #Census

— THE GREAT TIERDROPS 🇰🇪 (@poetteardrops) August 21, 2019
https://twitter.com/Chepkut_William/status/1164206481211834368

Ladies, census is starting on 24th of August please be counted in the right house 😂

— Abdirahman AnzaFresh (@HonAbdirahman_) August 21, 2019

As the day for census approaches, enumerators msisahau kuna tourists. Hao pia watally.

— Charles (@CharlieFlani) August 21, 2019

Dear @FredMatiangi, Kenya is constitutional democracy not colonial protectorate. Your orders flies against Constitution, rule of law and civilized democratic society. Census is not life and death public affairs. It is not country in war situation. You are face of authoritrianism

— Ndung'u Wainaina (@NdunguWainaina) August 21, 2019
https://twitter.com/GNasiwo/status/1164402169065476098

Hapo kwa uko na ng'ombe ngapi during enumeration…. If you are a grown up ass man still living with your Parents…. No job…. 😹😹😹no signs of giving them a granchild… Mamako akikupoint usione vibaya😹😹😹😹✋

— Freely with Derrick Kamau (@DerrickMKamau) August 22, 2019

Enumerator: Uko na kuku ngapi?
Me: Ka kuku ni ndege….

— Malkia wa kizazi kipya 🌟 (@AishaWanjiku_) August 21, 2019

Government hutupima sana. When you're born they record, when you die they also record it. Si wachukue the number of people walihesabu kwa the previous census wa add na the number of new borns as at now alafu wa minus na deaths as at now badala ya kutuwastia drinking time

— Jabali Mpweza (@Jabali_Jr) August 22, 2019

Watu wa census watakuwa na easy time kuhesabu bedsitter, anachapa one clean sweep akiwa bado kwa mlango anajua huna bibi, uko tu na woofer, laptop, matress ya 4 by 6, jeans moja, viatu pair mbili, slippers ya umoja, panya sita, mende 1Thaozand na chupa za JD chini ya kitanda 😏

— Billy The GOAT (@Crazy_Nairobian) August 22, 2019

Enumerator:

"Hawa ndio watoto wako wote ama tuulize Sonko?"

— Billy The GOAT (@Crazy_Nairobian) August 22, 2019
https://twitter.com/6lack_Widow/status/1164579000712347648

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