While in school you are taught making noise is illegal by whatever it takes, in Nairobi it is more of an entrepreneurship.
In fact a loudest noise maker is such a big asset. So if you poses that talent, here are 10 jobs for you.
Adverts
With just your phone, you can record short adverts on audio or video and sell them on small scale. These ads are even used by hawkers who can’t talk!
Hawking
For you to be a good hawker, you must talk and call your clients and customers. Nairobians are used to loudest callers. Mummed ones are ignored
Conmen
If you shocked, conmen is a business, because the government recognize it as gambling. You will meet conmen inform of gamblers. You must know how to talk to do this!
Political propagandists
Politicians are looking for wings and whips and even goons by all means. If you can do that, join politics from the campus level. It pays well but it is very risky. Just take care
Touts
At all no any single tout who does not shout, unless they are disabled. If you can call, every 15 passengers you earn at least 10 shillings. Good business if you can call 1000 passengers !!!
Lover Boy
If you can seduce sugar mummies and rich girls from leafy suburbs, you won’t toil in Nairobi. It is as easy as that
Comedy
Comedians have flooded Nairobi, but you just need to be the loudest, and you have sealed the deal. You must have a smart joke that stuns the rest of the comedians
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