1. Dressing code is green, that is not debatable
2. Your iPhone six is the worst form of phone you should have. Please put your photo as a screen saver so that you cannot confuse it to another person’s phone since everyone will have an iPhone
3. For the hawkers selling water, we only buy Keringet or Dasani, the rest we use to wash our cars. And please, stock only the original PK, we do not chew those cheap gums that came after PK
4. There is no space for parking cars, if you did not use Kisumu international airport, then wachni, okbichaloni.
5. Leave your IPad at home, your IPhone will perform the same function as the iPad
6. Those from Meru must not be tempted to carry miraa into the stadium. vegetables are left for animals. There will be thorough scrutiny
7. Governor Mutua is banned from mentioning the word Gor or even futuring in the game, unless he donates 10 million shillings to support anti jigger campaigns
( Image Gor Mahia Facebook Group)
8.Our friends from USA and Spain must produce forms that clear them Ebola free. Our West African friends will be allowed to watch from a big screen in Nyeri town
9. The medium of exchange (currency) in Kisumu is Euros, we stopped using Kenyan money since we fear carrying large amounts
10. Gate collection is cashless. You swipe your card and you are billed. Equity and family bank cards are not recognized.
NYASAYE MONDO OTELNE KOGALLO WUON TIMBE. #GINIWARETAIN
Credit CalVin Omondi ( Gor Mahia FC Facebook Group)
The above rules are just for FUN!!