Just For Laugh, You Won’t Learn Anything New From This Question And Answer Session

This are some of the hilarious questions you can ever find, the disadvantage with this session is that you won’t learn anything.

Adult Questions & Answers:
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Q: What is the difference between riding a bicycle and a woman?
A: Riding a bicycle you fix your ass & move your legs, riding a woman you fix your legs & move your ass. ?
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Q: What three things are common between the sun and woman’s underwear?
A: Both are hot, both look better while going down and both disappear at night. 
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Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman’s period?
A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5-7 days and if it doesn’t come means you are screwed. 
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7 qualities of a perfect wife:
Beautiful
Responsible
Energetic
Adorable
Sweet
Truthful and
Self-Organized.
In short, she must have good
B.R.E.A.S.T.S ?
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Q: Who is a gynecologist?
A: He is the only fool on the earth who looks for problems in a place, where most people find pleasure. 
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Q: What is the similarity between men and rats?
A: Both keep searching for new HOLES. 