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Miraa-Chewing TV Girl Schools Fans How To ‘Get High’

TV Girl Elizabeth Irungu is one of the few presenters who have gone public about their addiction to drugs.

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Elizabeth is not only a fan of Miraa aka Khat, but is also aware on how the the drug should be used if you wish to get high.

And she just schooled fans with better advise for the drug.

About a year ago, the drug was banned in UK, which made a list of top Miraa importers from Kenya.

Check out her post below

I leave my resort in Nyali and go chewing daily at the beach! 'kodhadhe' 😂 Coz najua nikirudi Austria,i won't get this…

Posted by Elizabeth Irungu on Wednesday, March 21, 2018

I leave my resort in Nyali and go chewing daily at the beach! ‘kodhadhe’ 😂

Coz najua nikirudi Austria,i won’t get this chance again! I really missed jaba manze 😊 Taking full advantage here coz i only have few more weeks till i fly out inshAllah!

10 types of veve people i have come across in my 12 years of chewing:

1)”The tafuta-tafuta” type:

They chew looking for things! Aki huwezi hata elewa mtu anatafuta nini kumanini zake!

Mara “jamaa nani ameona lighter?”

(Mtasimamishwa wote atafute lighter kwa viti)

Mara “Niaje,nimeweka tenje yangu wapi?”

Mara,”Wee jamaa wapi hiyo soda ilikuwa hapa?”

ATATAFUTA TAFUTA VITU MPKA ASUBUHI 😮

Best not to answer him aki! If you love peace ukiwa jaba,KAA MBALI NA THIS “TAFUTA” TYPE! 

2)”The hallucinating chap”: This one talks about business ideas the moment handas imeshika tu!

Mara,”Unajua tunaeza anzisha bizz ya kulipisha hizi gari zote parking hapa tukafunge mbaya joh”

And he will just keep building castles in the air all night long,”Jamaa by the way mnajua tunaeza pata tender ya KPLC tukafunge mbaya joh!”

Don’t answer him kama unapenda amani yako my fren’ just nod your head at him and remain quiet! The moment u engage such SHAURI YAKO! 🙆Hakuna ‘business idea’ hutapewa hapo!

3)”The horny freak” Huyu anaongea tu uchafu kakishika!

Nothing else! Just sex,sex,sex! He will only give you guys dirty stories all night! Pervert smh! And if it’s a girl,SHE IS WORSE! She will talk things you’ve never heard before in your life 😮 Sijui vile chali alimfanyia nini nini sijui what what waaaaah! Utastuka my fren’!

4)”CHIRIKU” THIS ONE IS OVERLY TALKATIVE!

You will die of exhaustion ukishikisha na yeye! Woi woi woi! Mtu anaeza bonga kutoka 5pm mpka 5am NON-STOP! Believe you me!

5)”The cry-cry baby” Huyu atakuaambia shida zake zote kwa life!

His financial hurdles,love break-ups,job losses,all the people that have died and left him alone in his life! Bibi yake,mama yake,nyanya yake! wah! 🙆

Just avoid this one if you don’t want to be depressed!

6)”THE NOISE MAKER” Huyu ataiita kila mtu mwenye anapita! “OYA! OYA! NIAJE!!!” Atapiga binja every 10 minutes yelling at his friends who are 1 kilometer away! Telling them nothing! Just noise!

7)”The internet crazie” Huyu the whole time ako jaba yuko kwa simu!

Haongei just listening to the rest and nodding while browsing,browsing,browsing!

8)”The kiguu na njia” : Huyu jameni HAWEZI TULIA 😮 GOSH!

Mara,”wee niaje tuendenii reggae”

Mara,”Tuendeeni beach”

Mara,”Tuendeeni caltex”

Mara,”Niaje tupigeni raundi jamaa! Tutoke sasa!”

HAWEZI TULIA WAJAMENI! 🙆 Veve just shows him kuenda! kuenda! kuenda! Unashindwa nini inamkula kula lol!

(My best friend Ahmed Ga’amey is like this by the way! Me napelekangwa mpka na complain smh! Mtu hawezi kaa base moja wah!)

9)”The nitumeni” Huyu kazi yake ni kutumwa!

Anapenda tu kutumwa 😂 “Weee nani anadai nare nimuendee?”

“Niaje nani anatumana mzinga niendee???”

Yaani handas yake humuonyesha tu atumwe atumwe! Ndio ma’arkhaan yake hiyo!

10)”Miss podox” (This is me 😅)

Huyu veve humuonyesha tu ajipodoe every 5 minutes!

Hawezi kaa bila kioo! Lol! Sooo me na najua tuko wengi! 😉 Lipstick every 10 minutes! Lipgloss! Powder! Haha!

WHICH ARE YOU?

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