Sorry, I can’t be your boyfriend,
Because I have a loving loyal girlfriend,
But I want to sleep with you, just like I did with Chebet,
The one who played hard to get,
Now I’m the one who is hard to get for real,
She only sees me in her dream.
I want to sleep with you, just like I did with Atieno,
The one who was at first cold as snow,
But I ignited a fire that thawed her heart,
Now she’s nursing a broken heart,
While I’m unwinding with my girlfriend inside my notorious hut.
I want to sleep with you, just like I did with Wambui Catherine,
The one I met at the high profile social gathering,
She told me I’m not of her class,
Now she’s crying over spilled milk and a broken glass.
I want to sleep with you, just like I did with Mwende, girlfriend to Tonny,
The one who told me I will never have her,over her dead body,
Well, she’s still alive, and inside her I have my signature,
Funny she uploaded my photo as her profile picture.
I want to sleep with you just like I did with
Amina, my girlfriend’s best friend forever,
The one who called me a dreamer, how can I even think of us together,
But when we were doing it she asked for a glass of water to stop the hiccup,
Interesting how she threw away her hijab.
I want to sleep with you just like I did with Ntolela
The beautiful Maasai who told me a big NO and even refused to give me her number,
Now she’s flooding my inbox with love messages,
But I only care about my love, the one I truly feel,
I love you my darling
By Ordinary Mind.
