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The Robert Mugabe Alleged 40 Mouthwatering Quotes

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Last updated: 2016/06/22 at 7:26 PM
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Robert  Mugabe has almost become a god of presidency. He was onnce a president when Obama was still in the varsity, Obama will be retiring the  chap in office still. Here are some hilarious quotes from the god of Africans

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1. Any man who successfully convinces a monkey
that honey is sweeter than banana, is capable
of selling condoms to a Roman father.
2. Dear ladies, If your boyfriend didn’t wish you
a happy mother’s day or sing sweet mother for
you, you should stop breast feeding him.
3. He who swallows a complete coconut have
absolute trust in his anus.
4. Dear sisters, don’t be deceived by a man who
text you “I miss you” only when it’s raining,
because you are not an umbrella.
5. Swimming pool is more useful than Liverpool.
6. If over 15 guys have sucked your breasts, you
don’t need to call those things “your breasts”,
It’s called COW BELL, OUR MILK! – Repeat after
me, OUR MILK!
7. It’s hard to bewitch African girls these days.
Every time you take a piece from her hair to the
witch doctor, either a Brazilian innocent woman
gets mad or a factory in China catches fire.
8. All I hear always is, ‘No sex before marriage?’
If that was God’s plan, then you would receive
your penis or vagina on your wedding day.
9. The only warning Africans take serious is LOW
BATTERY.
10. Men sucking lady’s breast is normal because
the act was learn in childhood when they were
young but the act of lady’s sucking men’s d*ck
is what baffles me, where did they learn it from?
11. Whenever things seem to start going well in
your life, the Devil comes along and gives you a
‘girlfriend’.
12. When your clothes are made of cassava
leaves, you don’t take a goat as a friend.
13. If you have attended over 100 weddings in
your life and still single, you are not different
from a Canopy.
14. Dating a slim/slender guy is cool. The
problem is when you are lying on his chest then
his ribs draw adidas lines on your face.
15. If you are ugly, you are ugly. Stop talking
about inner beauty because men don’t walk
around with X-rays to see inner beauty.
16. Respect pregnant women because it’s not
easy walking around with evidence that you’ve
had sex.
17. Some of the girls of today can’t even jog for
5 minutes but they expect a guy to last in bed
with you for 2 hours? Your level of selfishness
demands a one week crusade.
18. I stopped trusting ladies when my class 3
girlfriend left me for another boy all because he
bought a sharpener with a mirror.
19. Nothing makes a woman more confused
than being in a relationship with a “broke” man
who’s extremely good in bed.
20. Witchcraft is when a 24 year old girl who
cannot jog for 5 minutes expects a 40 year old
man to last for 1 hour in bed.
21. Being dumped by a dark-skinned girl is the
worst thing ever; because anytime you get home
and see charcoal, you become emotional.
22. Women with beauty and no brains, it is your
private parts will suffer the most.
23. When one’s goat gets missing, the aroma of
a neighbor’s soup gets suspicious.
24. Its better for a man to be stingy with his
money because he hustled for it than a woman
to deny you a hole she didn’t drill.
25. Even Satan wasn’t gay, he approached
naked Eve instead of naked Adam. Say no to
same-sex marriage.
26. If you are a married man and you find
yourself attracted to school girls, just buy your
wife a school uniform.
27. It is every man’s dream to remove a
woman’s pant one day but NOT when it’s on a
drying line.
28. Virginity is the best wedding gift any man
would receive from his newly wed wife but
lately, there’s nothing as such any-longer
because it’ll have already been given out as a
Birthday gift, token of Appreciation, Job
assurance, Church collection,Examination marking
schemes & for Lorry fares!”
29. Treat every part of your towel nicely because
the part that wipes your buttocks today will
wipe your face tomorrow.
30. We are living in a generation where people
“in love” are free to touch each others’ private
parts but cannot touch each others’ phones
because they’re private.”
31. Sometimes you look back at girls you spent
money on rather than send it to your mum and
you realize witchcraft is real.

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