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10 Hilarious Quotes From Robert Mugabe About Slayqueens



Former Prime Minster and President Robert Mugabe died out of ill health in Singapore where he had been receiving treatment.

Zimbabwean President Emmerson Dambudzo Mnangagwa broke the news of his death through his official Twitter handle confirming romours of Robert Mugabe’s death.

“It is with the utmost sadness that I announce the passing on of Zimbabwe’s founding father and former President, Cde Robert Mugabe.

“Cde Mugabe was an icon of liberation, a pan-Africanist who dedicated his life to the emancipation and empowerment of his people.

“His contribution to the history of our nation and continent will never be forgotten. May his soul rest eternal peace.”

The late Mugabe who is considered the founding father of Zimbabwe, ruled the South African based state for 37 years between 1980 to 2017.

10 Hilarious Quotes From Late Ex President Robert Mugabe

During his maiden days as a President, late Robert Mugabe was cool and refreshing when it came to giving life lessons through quotes.

Even though his quotes were humorous and funny, they carried huge life lessons

Here are some of his life changing sayings to remember.

1.Girls’ legs are like rumours.. They spread any how!
Robert Mugabe 2015

2.Ladies are powerful, they can introduce two boyfriends at the same time. They will say:
My Love, meet My Sweet heart. And the two idiots will say “Bossu, how far?”

3.Some of you girls can’t even jog for 5minutes but expect a guy to last in bed with u for 2 hours???. Ur level of selfishness demands a one week crusade!

4.It’s hard to bewitch African gals these days.  Every time  you take a piece from her hair to the witch doctor,  either a Brazilian  innocent  woman gets mad, or a factory in China catches fire.!

5.Dating a slim/ slender guy is cool. The problem is when u’re lying on his chest,  then his ribs draw adidas lines on your face!

6.No sex before marriage???*
If that was God’s plan you would receive your Penis or Vagina on your wedding day.!

7.Whenever things seem to start going well in your life, the Devil comes along and gives you a ​girlfriend​!

8.”Sucking breast is a survival skill guys learnt at birth.
But as to how and where girls learnt the act of sucking dicks still baffles me…”

9.If you are ugly, you are ugly.

Stop talking about inner beauty, cos we dont walk around with X-rays

10.Respect pregnant women because it’s not easy walking around with evidence that you’ve had sex!

11.Dear sisters,
Don’t be deceived by a man who text you: “I miss you” only when it’s raining..you are not an umbrella!

12.Stupidity is when u lick a woman with ur bare tongue n later sex her with condom. What are u preventing, catarrh or headache?



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