Campus Team Mafisi in Kenyan Universities have found new intelligent techniques of tricking female aspirants vying for student electoral posts.
A recent research by our reporters across the country shows that at least 60% of Campus Politics Female Aspirants up having to forfeit their dignity in search of votes. While they are vigorous in campaigning and persuading voters, these lady campus politicians are also very active in giving it free to anyone with the ability to calm their adrenaline down, while assuring them a win. Sit back for the complete report.
Stress Management for Campus Politics Female Aspirants
Stress during exams is quite at its climax, is it? Well, a person vying knows better! An electioneering period is more stressful than anything you’d ever think about. It’s like sitting outside a VCT facility, nervously waiting for your results. While most politicians seem very focused and self-esteemed, they are not strong enough to curb the stress that comes along with the elections. Therefore, weak lady aspirants end up losing themselves in the hands of scheming Campus Team Mafisi guys who masquerade as a ‘shoulder to lean on’. Whenever the lady aspirant gets to her house, she’s too occupied with election issues to handle and hundreds of people to talk to. So, most of them find a person whose room they can use for ‘relaxing’, ‘meditating’ and seeking tranquility. But the shoulder Campus Politics Female Aspirants lean on eventually becomes a riding di***
Campus Politics Female Aspirants seeking endorsement from Campus Team Mafisi
Politicians can be cheeky sometimes. But desperate Kenyan Campus Politics Female Aspirants are even worse! They will do anything to win a student election, including turning their bodies into a campaign tool. Especially, with the current trend in Kenyan campus politics where students no longer vote but their tribes do, lady aspirants are left with their bodies as the tool through which they convince ‘campus tribal lords’ to endorse them. Across Kenyan Universities, several female students have fallen victim of these Campus Team Mafisi tribal lords who only desire to have as many ladies as possible. A certain aspirant in a Kenya University (name withheld) had one of the record-breaking experiences with these lords. She is said to (while trying to solicit their political endorsement) have been ‘tasted’ by nearly all the lords of her tribe. Shockingly, she was later forced to step down in favor of another aspirant who seemed more prevalent.
Campus Politics Female Aspirants’ Chief campaigners
Most university Chief Campaigners for Campus Politics Female Aspirants are life members of Campus Team Mafisi Sacco! While some of the ‘better’ campaigners willingly offer free services while eyeing business tender favors in future, the rest are straight to the point and hold views in a psychoanalytic way. They do anything to impress the lady aspirant. They are always with her- from 0000hrs to 2359hrs GMT. They even tend to rule when she is supposed to go to the toilet!
But through these commitments, members of the Campus Team Mafisi who masquerade as chief campaigners for Campus Politics Female Aspirants end up tricking the poor ladies into amorous co-curricular expeditions!
Campus Team Mafisi in the Student Electoral commission
Most members of the body mandated to run university student elections are a spoilt lot! They keep penalizing aspirants for minuscule errors. While threatening to ban certain aspirants from the political race, members of the Campus Team Mafisi also use their powers to solicit for abdominal pleasures from Campus Politics Female Aspirants. They promise to stage-manage political situations in favor of the lady candidates in exchange for a quickiees. Desperate, the female student politicians eventually fall for the tricks. The desperate female student leader!
That is the heartbreaking situation of most Kenyan Universities. Campus Team Mafisi are taking advantage of the desperate situation of most lady aspirants. Yet, some of the girls seem to like it already because they, themselves, initiate talks about such favors. That is, they campaign on campus land, air and beds! Nonetheless, it’s worth appreciating the Campus Politics Female Aspirants who run their campaigns without having to let go of their morals- they form the minority though.
