Kenyans on Twitter (KOT) “inform” Raila Amolo Odinga of what he missed while he was away:
1. They sold us to the Chinese. I’m no longer Ochieng, I’m now O Chi Yeng.
2.They said you would skip Kenya in your African visit.
3.All rallies were banned including Rally Madowo.
4.Mututho instructed Mashirima Kapombe to apply for another name.
5.They kidnapped Embu Speaker.
6.They Impeached Wambora 2 time.
7. Nation Media Group dumped Easy FM and went back to his Ex- NationFMKe .
8.Two policemen decided to use suspects’ car to accompany them to police station..they were instantly promoted to glory RIP.
9.Baba while you were away Aromat became unbelievable.
10.Baba while you were away Embu speaker kidnapped himself and he only missed his mum uji and he has a wife with kids.
11.The one and only Willy Paul confused his blood group with his KCSE results.
12. Ole lenku found where yahaya lives.
13. Sonko called the President and put him on loud speaker to show the CS for Agriculture who has more Aromat in his blood.
14.Francis Onyiso apologised to his wife via newspaper.
15.We paid the Anglo leasing 1.4Billion through MPESA lakini wakasema tutume 3.4billion ya kutoa.
16.All rallies were banned including Rally madowo.
17. The A.G became a mortician,the patient died long time ago and you can ask the surgeons.
18.We made a deal with china, Kimaiyo’s title changes from IG to I Chi
19.Aromat iliwekwa kwa kila kitu,hadi katiba.
20. #BabaWhileYouWereAway south africans attacked KOT we won by 50% + 1.
21.#BabaWhileYouWereAway ole lenku said that makaburi was killed by poachers.
22.#BabaWhileYouWereAway Somalia gave travel advisories to its cirizens in Kenya.
23.#BabaWhileYouWereAway the only person you should call Baba is your DAD and GOD only.
24.#BabaWhileYouWereAway Sauti Soul became Sprite Ambassadors. For women, thirst was everything.
25.#BabaWhileYouWereAway Kenya’s Youth Portal http://www.youthvillage.co.ke was pre-launched @youthvillageke a youth portal that aims at facilitating better access to developmental youth information.
