Robert Mugaba’s quotes seems really unquencheable and he seems not really like running out of words.
About more than 7 US presidents have been elected while he is still on the African throne.
He is known to have wisdom sayings. Maybe that is his presid
ency is immortal. Here are his latest quotes in the month of October and November.
- Your only true parent is your mother, i have seen fathers neglect their kids like they fell from the sky, Give a like to your mom, dead or alive.
2. Only black people will go on a dead person’s wall on Facebook and post “Tell me it’s not true”
3. African parents are only humble when you’re teaching them how to use a smart phone
4.RIP to all the relationships and marriages that WhatsApp video calling is about to break
when your girlfriend says we need to talk and she start with words like “you know i love you right” My brother just cry.
5.Things that tell the truth : drunk people,kids and front camera.
6.If you think your relationship is real,exchange your phone for 24 hours,without any password..And I challenge you that 99% of people will become single.
7.Only in Africa where a parent will call you to collect his plate after eating then he will follow you to the kitchen to wash his hands!
8. Heartbreaks are bad…my niece has been washing one plate for 49mins..This is the reason why i gave my heart to jesus
9.Ony in Africa you will see a guy well suited, the nicely trimmed beards, with his unique swag but the only thing he can afford to pocket is his hands, My Brothers do you know how you make golddiggers feel???
10.Some girls should not be allowed to wear Brazilian weaves. You give us false hope when we see you from behind, then you turn your head to face us and Iet me keep quiet.
11.I found a guy today taking beer at 9:30 am. I asked him “isn’t it too early for you to be drinking ?” He replied ” oooh really,at what time do throats open?” i walked away
Now minding my own business
12.Drinking Morning-After pills is a rehearsal for drinking the ARVs
13.When your boyfriend keeps on cheating on you with the same girl over and over again…My sister just swallow your pride and ask her for advice.
