Now that Zimbabweans have decided to sideline the legendary Robert Mugabe lets remind ourselves with some quote he can be remembered for
1.Girls’ legs are like rumours.. They spread any how!*
Robert Mugabe 2015
2.Ladies are powerful, they can introduce two boyfriends at the same time. They will say:
My Love, meet My Sweet heart. *And the two idiots will say “Bossu, how far?”
3.Some of you girls can’t even jog for 5minutes but expect a guy to last in bed with u for 2 hours???. Ur level of selfishness demands a one week crusade!
4.It’s hard to bewitch African gals these days. Every time you take a piece from her hair to the witch doctor, either a Brazilian innocent woman gets mad, or a factory in China catches fire.!
5.Dating a slim/ slender guy is cool. The problem is when u’re lying on his chest, then his ribs draw adidas lines on your face!
6.No sex before marriage???*
If that was God’s plan you would receive your Penis or Vagina on your wedding day.!
7.Whenever things seem to start going well in your life, the Devil comes along and gives you a girlfriend!
8.”Sucking breast is a survival skill guys learnt at birth.
But as to how and where girls learnt the act of sucking dicks still baffles me…”
9.If you are ugly, you are ugly.
Stop talking about inner beauty, cos we dont walk around with X-rays
10.Respect pregnant women because it’s not easy walking around with evidence that you’ve had sex!
11.Dear sisters,
Don’t be deceived by a man who text you: “I miss you” only when it’s raining..you are not an umbrella!
11.
Obama: *Mugabe, wisdom and money which one will you go for?* Mugabe: *I will take money*
Obama: *But I will go for wisdom*
Mugabe: *Well everyone will go for what he lacks!!!*
12.Stupidity is when u lick a woman with ur bare tongue n later sex her with condom. What are u preventing, catarrh or headache?
