Kenyans are good in coming up with their wise sayings to outdo what the Wahenga na waganga had ganged up against them before, here are 10 such memes
11. Check your girlfriend’s body, if she has more tattoos or piercings, you can cheat on her. She is already used to pain.
12. Dating a slim or slender guy is cool. The problem is when you are lying on his chest then his ribs draw Adidas lines on your face.
13. God is the best inventor ever. He took a rib from a man and created a loudspeaker.
14. Some girls don’t attend the gym but look physically fit because of running from one man to another.
15. Some of the girls of today cannot even jog for five minutes but they expect a man to last in bed for two hours. Your level of selfishness demands a one-week crusade.
16. For a woman with beauty without brains, it’s her private parts that suffer.
17. Virginity is the best wedding gift any man would receive from his newlywed wife but lately, there is nothing as such any longer because it’ll have already been given out as a birthday gift, token of appreciation, job assurance, church collection, examination marking schemes and for lorry fares.
18. We are living in a generation where people in love are free to touch each others’ private parts but cannot touch each others’ phones because they are private.
19. It is better for a man to be stingy with his money because he hustled for it than a woman to deny you a hole she did not drill.
