If you travelling to Mombasa, there are facts and tips you should have at your finger tips to make your holiday season easy.
Some hilarious and laughable but very communicative. Below is a list of items you should know.
1. Ferry Watu Hawalipi Nburee !!!* *Wacheni kuuliza “kucross ni how much ?”*
2. Likoni is still Mombasaa*
3. Mwanahamisi is not the daughter of Hamisi… NJina tuu !!!*
4. Beach sio Pirates pekee…. Kuna Nyali , Shelly, end etc….so msijazane huko*
5. Kababu is not a tiny Grandfather, it’s a Snack*
6. Kuna tofauti kubwa Kati Ya Nazi na Dafu….msiseme “lete ile Nazi ya green !!”*
7. Kabla ya kuuliza swali, msalimie Mtu Kwanza*
8. Kutusiwa ni lazima, usikasirike*
9. Hatutishwi na Kiingereza chenyu; huku twazungumza mpaka kijerumani na Italian*
10. Msijaribu kuzungumza kiswahili cha Kipwani, mwakaa Mafala*
11. ‘Kumamae’ na ‘Shoga’ si Matusiii*
12. Misemo utakayo ona kwenye Leso hayakuhusu wewe*
