We have all heard this one “Its not you its me. This day’s bravery is not needed when breaking up with someone as people do it via text message: A few typed words and then it is all over. But don’t forget you leaving a permanent record with that text. But let’s just have fun and look at some funniest break up messages people have send to their boyfriends and girlfriends:
Sender: “You’re too young for me. I mean, too *old*.
Receiver: We’re the same age?
Sender: Well, that doesn’t work for me, either.”
“My mom said that you were too young”
“Roses are red, violets are blue, honey is sweet, but you’re not. We’re over.”
“This just isn’t for me, nothing personal. I want to be able to tell people I’m single.”
Sender: Hey, I don’t think this is really working. I’m breaking up with you.
Receiver: I’m your wife. You can’t exactly break up with me. I’m living in your house. You could just walk over to the other side of the room and tell me you want to get divorced.
Sender: Oops, sorry. That was meant for someone else.
Receiver: Oh ok, Wait…WHAT?
Sender: Knock Knock
Receiver: Who’s there babe?
Sender: Single
Receiver: Single who?
Sender: Single you
Receiver: Real funny babe
Sender: Not a joke, just didn’t want to be too harsh on you
Girl:-I wanna breakup with U.
Boy:-Why?
Girl:-U didn’t comment on my new picture on facebook.
Sender: Baby I won the lottery
Receiver: OMG are you serious? How much was won?
Sender: R3000 000
Receiver: Wow our lives are about to change forever, I’m so excited. What should I packkk?
Sender: Everything you gotta go
Receiver: Huh?
Sender: Babyyyy!
Receiver: What’s up boo
Sender: Guess what?
Receiver: What
Sender: I’m pregnant
Receiver: What the hell you telling me for, it ain’t mine
Receive: Yes it is, you the only one I’ve been sleeping with.
Sender: Well, I’m moving to Afghanistan tomorrow, good luck.
So what are some of the funniest and worst break up message you’ve received?
