Hilarious 10 Quotes Of Mugabe In October And November

Robert Mugaba’s quotes seems really unquencheable and he seems not really like running out of words.

About more than 7 US presidents have been elected while he is still on the African throne.


He is known to have wisdom sayings. Maybe that is his presidency is immortal. Here are his latest quotes in the month of October and November.

14.When You’re Single No one Talks To You.But When You’re Taken
Everyone Is All Up On You.Now That’s Witchcraft,

15.Only an African mother would wake you up at 2am in the morning to beat you up for an offence you committed at 12pm the previous day.

16.One does not drown by falling in water..but by staying in it without swimming. No one is really affected by a problem because of the mere fact that they face one, it only affects the one who does nothing when facing it. No one dies from hunger, however, many die from not addressing hunge

17. Death is God’s way of saying you are fired. Suicide is humans way of saying, I quit.

18. Girls with big boobs and a small bum remind me of improper fractions like 15/2.

19.Buying an African girl flowers is not an issue, the problem starts when you get an sms later that says “my love, the spinach you bought me tastes funny’”

20.Dating an unemployed girl will stress to a point where you’ll even think of opening a Facebook page and hire her as an admin

21.I feel sorry for the brothers in the friendzone. I’m afraid there’s no real escape. It’s like the horizon. You keep on chasing it but it never truly is within your reach, so close yet so far!

22.If a man is allowed to select a girl from a possible of 100 girls…
Even if he picks the most beautiful one, he will still feel the pain of losing the remaining 99.
It’s Genetic !!!

23. Some people in your life are like those songs in the playlist that you always skip but can never delete..!!

24.Some girls will sleep snoring like a dragon…..Only for them to wake up and start updating their status like….”Gosh ..awh! Slept like a Baby”….Hahaha Shut up my sister do u mean like a baby dragon huh?..

25.Have you noticed there are people on facebook who don’t comment on anything, they dont like anything, they dont even share anything but always online and if you unfriend them they still send you back friend request….Are they Facebook security Guards or what??

26.John Legend is a chronic liar!!!!
“my head’s under water but am breathing fine”.
What rubbish is that?
I tried that shit today and almost died



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