1. Jeans that fit your thighs, waist and butt are an urban legend.
You can get one, or maybe even two but never all three.
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2. And if they do fit they’re the wrong length.
Because apparently all curvy girls are the same height.
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3. When you finally find a decent pair they never last long.
So you’ve learnt not to get attached.
4. And if Jeans can’t cut it leggings stand no chance.
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5. Chaffing is the literal worst.
When it’s hot out your thighs be like.
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6. You bump into everything and everyone with your hips.
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7. And knock everything over.
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8. Your butt too.
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9. Getting to the back seat of a matatu is exhausting.
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10. The fear that grips your soul when you hear a ripping sound while trying clothes on in a store.
11. Putting on jeans/tights should definitely count as cardio.
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12. People are super comfortable with talking about your assets.
So you just awkwardly sit there and smile until their done.
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